This morning I was getting ready to leave for work and Abby was still in bed. I happened to be wearing all black, so I'm sure that played a part in her perception that led to her proclamation about my weight.
She was on her back and told me I looked like I was getting skinnier and skinnier. (Of all things! Awesome!)
Then she made a point of clarifying that it was probably an illusion. (Gee, thanks, kid!)
To clarify her point, she rolled from her back to her side. Then she put one hand in front of her belly and another behind her butt. She said I was really getting fatter and fatter. As she said this, she moved her hands away from her body to indicate I was growing.
I realize my belly is getting bigger, and will get bigger still. But was it really necessary for her to mock my behind? She could have just put both her hands in front of her belly and indicated growth there.
Nope. She had to roll onto her side to make SURE to include the butt.
Funny thing is (and I may just be in denial, so feel free to correct me) I don't think my butt has gotten that much bigger at all -- CERTAINLY NOT remarkably so!
Whatever.
Oh the honesty of a child lol!
ReplyDeleteHonestly, today I am literally ONE POUND over the weight I was when I got my first positive pregnancy test. She's making stuff up. She has to be.
ReplyDeleteNow you tell me: was that butt comment really necessary????? LOL!!!!!